random halloween survey stolen blatantly from J. Astro

*****Stolen with absolutely no shame from J. Astro, who in turn stole (ahem) had it forwarded from Jay Amabile.*****

*** The always-fresh & dry, never-let-'em-see-ya-sweat Zen master himself, Jay Amabile, recently forwarded this meme on his own excellent blog, The Sexy Armpit, and if you haven't checked out his blog for some time (or ever!?) shame on you. Click on his sweet LOST BOYS-inspired banner up there to go look at his armpit right now, seriously. Meantime, allow me to take this opportunity to answer some questions about two of my favorite topics: Halloween... and, of course, my own glorious self.

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HALLOWEEN meme:

1. What is the worst treat to get when trick-or-treating?
Gotta be a tie between Werther's Originals and fruit with razor blades in it.

2. What character from any horror film would you most like to play?

I would love to play a maniacal, needless surgery obsessed doctor ala Dr Vannacutt in the remake of the House on Haunted Hill (played brilliantly by the one and only Jeffrey Combs).

3. Would you rather be a zombie, alien, or psycho? (& why)

I pose the possible alternative to picking one of the three and say that I'd rather be a psychotic zombie alien. Think Jack Torrance from "The Shining" meets the villain from "I Come in Peace" meets "Night of the Living Dead". Then you get the best of all three worlds.

4. How many Halloween, Friday the 13th, or Nightmare on Elm Street movies combined do you have on DVD?

Sadly, not enough. I think that I only own about 6 or 7 actually.
 5. What is the scariest movie you have ever seen?

The Shining is still the epitome of scary for me.

6. Lamest costume you have worn on Halloween?

Neo from "The Matrix". There's a reason that Neo was cool and when I donned the duds, it was apparent why I wasn't. Generally for the savior, you aren't looking for fat, loud and abrasive, but I sure tried my hardest to make it work.........It just wasn't hard enough.

7. Favorite Halloween treat?

Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Period. End of Story.

8. Friendly-faced jack o’lantern or scary one?

Scary, although the funny ones are pretty cool too. Just google "barfing pumpkin" for one of many examples that for some reason makes me chuckle every time.

9. Have you ever had nightmares about a scary movie character chasing you?

If you consider spiders a scary movie character, then yes. F*** I hate those things.

10. Best thing about Halloween?

The great decorations. I wish my apartment could be all decked out like a badass graveyard year round, but then the landlord might get concerned......

11. Strangest Halloween custom you’ve heard of?

I have no idea. I normally stay inside and cry myself to sleep around Halloween, so I don't see or hear about many customs.

12. Person in your family who most likes Halloween (not counting yourself)?

um, my second personality? Most of my family can take or leave Halloween.

13. Are you superstitious? If so, name at least one superstition of yours.

Yes. Can't talk about them though, bad luck.


Later peeps.

So you remember the time you watched a movie and were incredibly let down?

I wish there were a way to recreate a movie that you love but for some reason it doesn't pay off. You are into a film, it's captured your imagination in one way, shape or form and you're along for the ride.

Then it happens.

Something so cheesy or implausible or goofy or whatever that instantly you are back to reality and the film has lost you. Because all you can think of is what the fuck just happened to screw up the movie.

The 1999 edition of The House on Haunted Hill is a great example of this for me. I was hooked right from the beginning. Great music and mood established in the first 5 minutes. The depiction of the ghosts was something that I'd never seen before. Great acting had you believing that the characters were actually in distress.

All is going well until the last 10 minutes of the movie. For some reason they decided to create this spectre of evil that was a cool idea but not too effectively depicted. The split image of evil is cool and I like the possibilities, but it's a bit of a reach to bring that kind of element into a film where it's not been the center of the film until the climax. Yes they mention that the house is alive and it's haunted, but the focus is a lot of times on the sub plots and interplay between the characters and trying to discover if the ghost of the good doctor is real. The real killer of the film for me though is some of the worst script writing ever put to film.

"I had nothing to do with it, I was adopted".

When I first saw this I was shocked at how bad the writing was and how clumsy it came across on the screen. It's just comical now because I still love the movie, but many times I will stop the film right before the climax and imagine what might have been.

Why not have a scene like they do at the end of the credits with a scene of the ghosts getting revenge on two of the party goers? If they would've scrapped the actual ending used and used the epilogue shot and tied the two together, it would've been far better in my opinion.

What films have made you feel this way and what would you have done to correct the error(s)?

PS-I do know the character and actor names, but I hedge my bets on not everybody knowing the film as well as I do, so I don't want to give too much away.

Why do I do what I do?

So as I was at my best buddy Justin's (aka Red in J. Astro's blog The Cheap Bin) wedding reception last weekend and this question was posed to me:

"Why don't you draw little pink hearts in the eyes?"

My response was that I don't do happy artwork. Nevermind that the art being created was in celebration of Justin and Susie's just complete vows. They had the idea that they wanted to have all of the party goers create a piece of art to commemorate the occasion. Being the movie nerds that Justin and Susie are, they had the great idea (with some assistance from Justin's brother) of creating spoof movie posters as keepsakes for attendees. One of the posters was Friday the 3rd. In keeping with that theme, I decided to do my own variant of that, doing a 3 color painting of a goalie mask (a la Friday the 13th). The colors were contrasting, a muted yellowish brown for the base color, crimson for the v design on the forehead of the mask and black to force a feel of lighting and frame the picture. As I was finishing, the pink hearts question was asked of me and I provided my response. The thing is, I don't know why I don't do happy art.

Maybe it's my love of contrast. I REALLY dig light and shadow and how they interact. I like moody art. I like graphic art. Scary art. My theory on art is kind of like my theory on movies. I like the rush that a good scary movie can bring you. The rush of adrenaline pumping when a movie has sufficiently scared the shit out of you. I want my art to create the same sort of impact and feeling. Takashi Miike is able to do put images on film hat are incredibly disturbing, yet they are very hard to look away from. Tarantino is also adept at bringing his point home through visuals as well as words (see the Showdown at the House of Blue Leaves portion of Kill Bill vol. 1 or the animated O-Ren Ishii segment for examples that really strike me).

Some of my favorite artists have been able to do this in one way or another for me at some point. Of course Frazetta is in there with his seminal depictions of Conan the Cimmerian. Along with Frazetta is his modern day counterpart Cary Nord who I think has done a great job of capturing a lot of the older feel while modernizing the techniques and approach to Conan. Johnny Craig is another one of my favorite artists (along with the whole stable of EC talent frankly), with his work from EC Comics in the 50's breaking a lot of boundaries and bringing a new level of detail and graphic depiction to artwork. Some others I would like to mention without belaboring the point are Wrightson, Geiger and Jim Lee.

I guess I still don't have a sufficient explanation for why I create what I do. Maybe it's my way of coping with my darker side in a healthy way without lashing out. Maybe I'm just demented. I don't know. Let me know what you think.

Catch you later,

Mongo