random halloween survey stolen blatantly from J. Astro

*****Stolen with absolutely no shame from J. Astro, who in turn stole (ahem) had it forwarded from Jay Amabile.*****

*** The always-fresh & dry, never-let-'em-see-ya-sweat Zen master himself, Jay Amabile, recently forwarded this meme on his own excellent blog, The Sexy Armpit, and if you haven't checked out his blog for some time (or ever!?) shame on you. Click on his sweet LOST BOYS-inspired banner up there to go look at his armpit right now, seriously. Meantime, allow me to take this opportunity to answer some questions about two of my favorite topics: Halloween... and, of course, my own glorious self.

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HALLOWEEN meme:

1. What is the worst treat to get when trick-or-treating?
Gotta be a tie between Werther's Originals and fruit with razor blades in it.

2. What character from any horror film would you most like to play?

I would love to play a maniacal, needless surgery obsessed doctor ala Dr Vannacutt in the remake of the House on Haunted Hill (played brilliantly by the one and only Jeffrey Combs).

3. Would you rather be a zombie, alien, or psycho? (& why)

I pose the possible alternative to picking one of the three and say that I'd rather be a psychotic zombie alien. Think Jack Torrance from "The Shining" meets the villain from "I Come in Peace" meets "Night of the Living Dead". Then you get the best of all three worlds.

4. How many Halloween, Friday the 13th, or Nightmare on Elm Street movies combined do you have on DVD?

Sadly, not enough. I think that I only own about 6 or 7 actually.
 5. What is the scariest movie you have ever seen?

The Shining is still the epitome of scary for me.

6. Lamest costume you have worn on Halloween?

Neo from "The Matrix". There's a reason that Neo was cool and when I donned the duds, it was apparent why I wasn't. Generally for the savior, you aren't looking for fat, loud and abrasive, but I sure tried my hardest to make it work.........It just wasn't hard enough.

7. Favorite Halloween treat?

Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Period. End of Story.

8. Friendly-faced jack o’lantern or scary one?

Scary, although the funny ones are pretty cool too. Just google "barfing pumpkin" for one of many examples that for some reason makes me chuckle every time.

9. Have you ever had nightmares about a scary movie character chasing you?

If you consider spiders a scary movie character, then yes. F*** I hate those things.

10. Best thing about Halloween?

The great decorations. I wish my apartment could be all decked out like a badass graveyard year round, but then the landlord might get concerned......

11. Strangest Halloween custom you’ve heard of?

I have no idea. I normally stay inside and cry myself to sleep around Halloween, so I don't see or hear about many customs.

12. Person in your family who most likes Halloween (not counting yourself)?

um, my second personality? Most of my family can take or leave Halloween.

13. Are you superstitious? If so, name at least one superstition of yours.

Yes. Can't talk about them though, bad luck.


Later peeps.